Kyther: Open the image.
In an instant, your helpless little bloodpusher can no longer weave.
Rakiah’s the opposite of a wiggler – she’s probably the tallest troll you’ve ever seen! She… actually kinda looks like one of those PROTAGONISTS in your GRITTY SHOOTER GAMES that’d light up a cyber-cigarette while talking about how much ownage the cyber-war is.
Fuck, is this REALLY gonna be the spark that sets the little hydrazine pump in your chest on fire? The thought of listening to her commanding, yet flowering verbage in person, while being held in your GAL PAL’s powerful, scarred arms? Achieving your hemotype’s goal of entering a vaunted JADE-TEAL RELATIONSHIP… wait, what?