Kyther: Answer your moirail.

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Your PALMHUSK really did take a bit of a beating out there! Luckily, the BELLOWSAC HUSKSHELL you got ended up being an excellent investment. Opening it up, you immediately go to open VENTRICILO, your chat client of choice.

Considering VENTRICILO is practically the only chat client with at least slightly modifiable code, it’s kind of a no-brainer as to what a smart, possibly mildly subversive troll like you would use. Not that you’re particularly skilled with software, it’s just… when the choice is between a slick modern chat client with Imperial wiretaps, or a clunky old piece of garbage program that’s relatively secure, the choice is obvious.

A while ago, you were personally invited to a private group chat by a certain TECH-SAVVY CERULEAN. While you think, platonically of course, that she’s an incredibly massive fucking pain in your ass, you do like the fact that she’s provided an ENCRYPTED, REMOTE SERVER for all of you to hang out on. Plus, there’s a bunch of pretty alright people in there. They’re nice to pass time and shoot the shit with.

There are a few notifications just absolutely dying, clamoring, and prostrating themselves in the hopes of gaining your attention, like those of your moirail. But… it wouldn’t hurt to have a peek at what’s been happening while you were gone, right?

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  • sporadicSynthesis: ~HEY#EVERYONE!#I#HAVE#FOUND#SOME#NICE#NEW#SEEDS!~ ~BUT#THESE#LOOK#VERY#COLORFUL#AND#SOMETIMES#THAT#MEANS#THEY#ARE#THE#KIND#THAT#ARE#BAD!~ ~I#HEARD#SOME#CAN#EVEN#SPROUT#INSIDE#YOU!~ ~SO#I#AM#NOT#GOING#TO#EAT#THEM#AND#INSTEAD#I#WILL#INSERT#THEM#INTO#THE#SOIL!~ ~WHAT#ARE#ALL#OF#OUR#FAVORITE#PLANTS#TONIGHT?~
  • archivedEnmity: OH WHAT WE'RE TALCING ABOVT PLANTS
  • sporadicSynthesis: ~YES!~
  • archivedEnmity: YEAH I GOT PLANTS IN HERE PLANTS THAT LOVE DRINKING RVST BLOOD DO YOV HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FVCING CONVENIENT THAT IS THAT THEY GNASH THEIR MEATRENDERS AT ME WHEN I PASS ESPECIALLY IF IM BLEEDING THIS SHITHOLE IVVST REMINDS ME HOW DEPRAVED AND SICK THE HIGHBLOODS ARE
  • sporadicSynthesis: ~THAT#SOUNDS#LIKE#THEY#MIGHT#BE#DIFFICULT#TO#TAKE#CARE#OF!~ ~I#AM#NOT#SURE#WHERE#I#WOULD#GET#ALL#THAT#BLOOD#TO#FEED#THEM#WITH!~
  • remoteRemedy: OOH, I doo noot believe I have heard oof a plant with that ssspecific oof an adaptatioon befoore. IT certainly woould doo yoou gooood too avooid them.
  • sporadicSynthesis: ~I#DO#NOT#KNOW#THESE#EITHER!~ ~MY#PLANTS#DRINK#MOSTLY#JUST#WATER!~ ~BP#YOU#KNOW#LOTS#OF#THINGS#DO#YOU#RECOGNIZE#THAT#ONE?~
  • bluespacePussycat: [:3] im really not a botannihilator but i can look something up [:3] [:3] ok i found a recipe for a herbicide, it looks good [:3] [:3] assuming you have access to liquidated soporine, water [:3] [:3] and a bit of hexanitrohexaazaisopolycullane [:3] [:3] just follow this easy recipe here [:3] [:3] when it starts really fizzling and fuming up that means its done [:3]
  • archivedEnmity: YEAH SVRE MAKING A LETHAL CONCOCTION DOWN HERE IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE SOVNDS LIKE A SVPREMELY EXCELLENT IDEA KEEP THE POISON TO YOVR FVCING SELF BLVEBLOOD
  • bluespacePussycat: [:3] its literally not my fault you dont work in a well ventilated area but go off [:3]
  • sporadicSynthesis: ~I#HOPE#I#WILL#NEVER#NEED#TO#CULL#MY#PLANTS!~
  • bluespacePussycat: [:3] that is very understandable however i do actually just want to aid [:3] [:3] it is within our best interest to assist one another [:3]
  • remoteRemedy: IT woould be very unfoortunate too meet yoour demissse like that. THAT entire place ssseemsss dreadful. I doo hoope thessse plantsss are noot causssing yoou toooo much troouble.
  • archivedEnmity: NOT AS MVCH AS THE ABDOMINAL SAVSAGE-CRAZED HOOFBEASTS IT’S LICE THIS ENTIRE FORTIFIED EARTHSTRVCTVRE WAS MADE TO KILL ME OH WAIT IT FVCING WAS BVT ENOVGH ABOVT THE NEVER-ENDING SHITFEST THAT IS MY EXISTENCE WHAT IS VP WITH YOV RILSCA
  • remoteRemedy: NOOT anything asss exciting asss yoou are, it ssseemsss. JUST sssorting sssoome thingsss related too my variety of interessstsss. SSSOOMETHING alwaysss endsss up oon the floooor.
  • archivedEnmity: "EXCITEMENT" IS IUVST ANOTHER WORD FOR "LIFE THREATENING" IN MY BOOC AT LEAST I’M RELATIVELY READY FOR ANYTHING IF THE INTESTINAL SLVRRY IMPACTS THE BLADED WIND MANIPVLATOR
  • remoteRemedy: I sssuppoossse that isss a gooood thing. THERE isss noothing quite sssoo dangeroousss that I have encoountered in my immediate sssurrooundingsss, jussst yet.
  • archivedEnmity: OH WHAT’S YOVR AREA LICE I’VE NEVER CNOWN THE COMFORT OF LETTING MY GVARD DOWN
  • remoteRemedy: THE ssshoort anssswer isss that it isss quiet.
  • archivedEnmity: I AM NOT SVRE HOW I FEEL ABOVT QVIET AS MVCH AS I HATE THE CONSTANT FEAR OF DEATH I DON’T CNOW HOW I WOVLD HANDLE BEING IN MY HEAD
  • remoteRemedy: I cannoot ssspeak foor anyoone but myssself, but I have foound that ssspending moossst oof yoour exissstence accoompanied by noothing but the quiet resssultsss in it being a pleasssant assspect oof life. I doo noot like nooissse.
  • archivedEnmity: THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS I DO NOT LICE FOR ME TO LIST THEM HERE
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